ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night�
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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