Your dad touched me again.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
wow bdsm is so cute
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