your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
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