gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
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