That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
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