I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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