it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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