too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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