I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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