Have you finally orgasmed yet?
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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