I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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