I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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