i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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