We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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