also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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