kristin has been a bad kristin
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
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