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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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