Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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