how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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