She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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