i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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