Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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