hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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