I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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