Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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