i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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