I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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