I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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