Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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