he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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