don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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