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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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