He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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