Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Randomize
