i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
Randomize
