Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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