Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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