You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
