Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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