she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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