the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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