yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I am naked and annoyed.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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