quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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