i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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