Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
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