Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
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