So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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