found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
i came on her dog
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
My dad just said "fuck circus"
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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