My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
smell my finger.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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