There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
Randomize
